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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

The evil Google Toolbar

Amanda put the following comment on my last post:

What is wrong with your post? There are all kinds of weird words in there that aren't really words. What's going on? Are you starting a new language?

Ok...I'm not on crack. I used the Google toolbar to check my spelling, for whatever reason it left all the words still in red (noted that they were not in the dictionary). Well, I ran the spell checker again and then closed out of it...to convert all the words back to black. Well, it shuffled all the non-dictionary words around creating new words... So no, I'm not trying to start my own language, but here are some of the words that it created:

overblogringshael - This is when you spend 3 hours continuously looking at various people's blogs. You are a machine and eventually your eyes start to go numb.

bjerkeyjerkey - Erm...this is a new *technique*. We'll leave it at that. Just say it outloud...it's pretty fun to say.

checokbmanbag - If you see a guy walking down the street with a man bag, this is the process of nudging the person next to you and pointing out the dude with a manbag.

rapelchapsticken - This is if you are spending a lot of time at the top of the rapel tower with the sun and wind pounding you. Eventually you need to get some lip stuff or your lips become extremely chapped.

bmanbagfor - This is the process of shopping for purses for your significant other for the holidays.

thcarmexmattress - This is an extremely rough mattress that causes bed sores. You have to put carmex on your wounds to help them heal.

amanbagslept - The process of sleeping in a sleeping bag.

determineprop - This is the process, of when leaving a comment for someone, when you determine whether to leave them 2 eprops, 1 eprops, 0 eprops, or just a comment.

gomonthersake - This is when you are in the Asian restaurant and order your 4th and 5th round of sake. It is supposed to be "go get me another round of sake" but you say gomonthersake instead. Trust me, the waitress knows what you said.

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