Friday, November 18, 2005
Tombstone Mouth
Anyone ever get tombstone mouth? You probably have no idea what I'm talking about. It's a disease that you get when eating Tombstone (or other frozen pizzas that are cooked in the oven). Unlike most diseases it goes away in a couple days, although there is some anguish from the initial outbreak to the end of the infliction.Still don't have any idea of what I'm talking about do you? Well, have you ever ate that nice hot, steamy, cheesy pizza and burnt the roof of you mouth and/or your gums? Well, I have all to often and it stinks! You bite into that nice pizza and before you are finished with the pizza you notice the roof of your mouth is on fire, and there is what appears to be a blister forming. To rub salt on the wound it hurts for a day or two, and then the skin peels away and you are left with bits of you mouth....in your mouth.
So, anyone ever get tombstone mouth or am I just strange?